You too salty?
Need to burn off that sodium??
Still butthurt about people calling you out on your bullshit?
Still fantasize about that murder scheme you "perfectly" planed out in your fucked up head?
Than here's the program that's right for you~www.angerroom.com/about-us/
In this program, you pay these people to make a room for you to take your anger out.
From "Need a break" to "Total Demolition
", you can feel happy and innocent by the time you're done.
And here's a few words from their happy customers:
PurpleGuy: I got pissed at my boss at work, so this program helped me out on all that built up rage. It even helped me get a promotion at work too!
Jack: I was going to take my anger on a few hookers, but I chose this program. And let me tell ya, it turned my life around.
CharlieCharlie: I used a game to help keep me calm, but not even that worked any more. So I switched to the program. And I got positive results.
[My god, what kind of fake ad for a real company did I just make? A good one at that. XD]